who is the most horny and fat ass god? - kim jung un
I asked my friend what happened to him? His balance shifted.
How do you know the baby's dead, The dog plays with it more
My dad told me "No electronics at the table", so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."
Boys are like minis
girls are like big pots
Minis always come first. don't think about sex boys, be men
what do blind kids and orphans have in common
they can't see there parents
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
dude what if 9/11 happened becuase they wanted slavery back
What was the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
Isis is the mark of the beast.
How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.
My son came to me depressed, so I pointed to the spare bedroom and said, "Hang in here, son."
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it, you’ll only be screaming my first.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
