What does weed in the Carolina Panthers have in common? They both get smoked in bowls
What is long and the line is black? the line at KFC
A kid asks trump: Kid: 'where are the confidential files?' Trump: 'there they are bud!'
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
chuck norris doesn't breathe. he holds air hostage
why does everyone call me racist?
my shadow is black
why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo
Nemo goes back to his father
what does math and me on p-hub have in common
they are both hard
what movie does an orphan hate?
spider man far from home
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung
What do alcoholics and necrophiliac have in common? They both like cracking open a cold one
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature? Tequila Mockingbird
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? Nothing she was hung over
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”
A blind man walks into a woman’s bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says before you tell your joke you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols, do you still want to tell that joke cowboy. He thought for a second and said not if I have to explain it five times.
Your So Skinny that People Can't even See you
Your gene pool is so shallow you could break your neck diving in.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
