U.S.A: No Queen? England: No towers?
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Pilot: This is my last flight everyone Passangers: *Clap* Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason. To conquer my greatest fear. Flight Attendant: And what is that? Pilot: Dying alone. * speeds up towards Twin Towers* Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jeng------
What time when the terrorist get to new york city? 9:11am
I think abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind
What does a emo kid say to his bestfriend...let’s hang out
hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43
What's the difference between a dog from asian person and a cat from an Asian person? Only the taste
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Your mama smells so bad. Everytime she goes outside. She gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly everytime she looks out a window she gets arrested for mooning.
Your mama is so stupid. Your dad said "you're driving me crazy" so your mom handed him the keys and said you can drive.
Your mama is so fat. Even God couldn't raise her spirit.
Your mama is so fat. She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama is so fat. Guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Your mama is so stupid. We was playing catch I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama is so ugly. The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Your mama has slept with so many guys. She's starting to look like one.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was "who threw that Twinkie at me.
Your mama is so fat. She went on a diet and solved world hunger.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving it caused a global panic.
