How do you confuse a blonde? Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room
On 9/11 the new yorks lost to the jets
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell? put $ 25 00 under the handicapped stall before you put dick under the handicapped stall 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😁 😁 😁😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸
i tried to high five my emo friend but he just left me hanging
whats the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there
what meds do snakes with ADHD take? Adder-all
Son: Dad I had sex for the first time. Dad: Would you like to talk about it? Son: Sure Dad: Sit down and lets talk about it. Son: I can't my butt hurts.
I threw a gay person into a fire, now we call him LGBBQ
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
What did stephen hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death
What do you call a pregnant slave Buy 1 get 1 free
Why cant Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat
What cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade
why cant orphans play base ball A. because they cant get a home run
if anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
Q: What did the late Canibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A:They can't run home.
What is an orphan’s Least Favorite children’s game
House
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence...
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
what's an orphans second favourite movie? home alone 2
