What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
I heard there was a kidnapping
Don't worry he woke up
In the back of a van
It was his father's
Friend who was a priest
He was just bringing him to church
Shut the fuck up u fat bitch u always like to roast others but u cant walk up the stairs whithout passing out u fat stupid bitch and i caught you break into someones house just to steal a peace of candy fat ass bitch.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society? The Doughker
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on hire, and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life, His hands where a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
What's the slogan for a muslim gym? Might in dynamite.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer; So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Dont worry, it will all be over soon mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad stall hasn't came back with that God damn milk
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor
Why am I so successful,?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option..
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok there just telling me to keep myself safe :)
that's it, it wasn't a joke.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender
why does the please touch museum sounds like police touch musuem? because they gotta watch out for the pedos
yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of africa leftovers
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen
Yo mama such a creep she thought PTSD stood for Please Touch Small Dicks
