50s jokes

There are 50 dogs and 48 cats.

How many are hungry?

A. 10

How do you paint a wall red?

You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.

How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?

50.

What do most 50-year-old men put inside their cars?

Children.

Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."

How do you get 50 babies into a car?

You blend them.

I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.

What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?

High steaks gambling.

Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

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"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."

Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!

What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.

What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.