28 year olds jokes
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.
A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.
After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
What’s the best part about twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them.