28 year olds jokes

What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?

There are 20 of them.

What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!

Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.

Her: Prove it.

Me: (opens freezer)

A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.

After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."

A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.

For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.

What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.

What's the best thing about 28 year olds?

- There's 20 of them.