God needed and extra 2 hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
What’s the difference between a women and a policeman, one of em have rights.
What do you call a shadow : Tyrone don’t be a coon
What’s the worst joke ever, your parent’s relationship.
What do u call a Muslim praying: alluakber
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
What do you call a black person having a fit : A chocolate milkshake
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny
What is a pedofile's favorite planet?
Uranus
My pp was in the guiness world record book. The librarianthen asked me to take it out.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down
Rape victims suck, literally
yo mama so poor when I rang her door bell she said "Ding"
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied
My wife said if I rape her again she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
I'm offended
-Liberals
did you know every market in Africa is a black market
Person: So Jimmy what do you do all day ?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do
why are women in love with plastic beacues they had a plast galflalflflfalfl
I hope there's no women on here because they just aren't that funny
