One day I was very happy, I managed to win lottery and receive free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia! Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived towards me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why is he doing this only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruin my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
best way of abortion? bayblade abortion LET IT R.I.P
my friend lives in a caravan park his parents named him money because they thought it was a type of currency
your so poor you only got 2 jokes
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
No matter how big the jar there is 1 thing that can never fit inside it what is it?
What is heavy forward but not backward?
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully. But I can break yours today, hopefully.
“Ouch!” “What’s wrong?” “I stepped on a screw.” “Are you ok?” “I’m in ex-screw-xiating (excruciating) pain!”
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: we threw your tea in the ocean. 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: our towers didn’t explode.😎
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist
A Knife has a point.
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms . Non
are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
i want a bigger couch why your going to be in the kitchen most the time any way
whats the diffrens betewin an orfan an a ejipshon ejshtions have mummise
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make then hey call me poor and ugly
Mia: I'm Preganant Again Paul I Can't wait for you to come home. Paul: I Got a Tree to Hit on the Way
Who's the Closest Family Member to Paul Walker? Answer: The Tree
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