What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To SWEEP the competition
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their BEATS
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Spice
How do rappers greet each other?
With a MIC CHECK, ONE-TWO
In 2001 my parents took me to 911 i was soaring towards it with excitement
Hey there little Mister I’m dating your sister
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. I’m breaking up with you bitch.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week he swears by it, but he’s in denial
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence He’s just Biden his time
I tripped over my wife’s bra It was a Booby Trap
The man who invented Velcro died Rip
What do you call a really fat psychic 4chin Teller
I wonder what fish tested like before women start swimming
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming
me: brings in missing child police: omg this kid has been missing for 3 months. here is your reward me: oh, cool
NEXT DAY
me: brings in 8 other kids
police :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuk yall
trump is ass
