Worst Jokes Ever

It's tiring being straight 24/7.

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?

(There is no F in orphan.)

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"

Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"

The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.

Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯

Bros got barcode arms.

What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?

A sexy female.

In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.

Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."

A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”

You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

What’s an orphan's favorite drink?

Fosters.

Why can't orphans ride a bike?

'Cause their parents won't follow them.

I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.

Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.

I put the Christmas balls in my sack.

9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣

What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?

Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.

She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!