Worst Jokes Ever
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:
"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"
Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"
Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."
Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."
Old people kept saying "you're next" to me at weddings, so I started saying it to them at funerals.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.