Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?