Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Feminist

    • Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.

    Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.

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    • Tombstone

    • A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."

    Son

    • Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"

    The boy said, "No, I don't know."

    She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"

    The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"

    She said to him, "No, who is she?"

    He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."

    The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.

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    • Orphanage

    • A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.

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    • Dad

    • Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?

    They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.

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