Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.