Worst Jokes Ever
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
You look easy to draw.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Why did you say hi?
Because you wanted to.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹