Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
I will never forget my grandpa's last words, Hold the ladder!
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Go touch some grass, bro.
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"