Worst Jokes Ever

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Oh, shit, I have nothing to say to you!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.

I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?

Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.

Rizz.

Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.

Why is it that the Libertarian Party never had a formal president of the United States that ran as a Libertarian that had a presidential library?

Because the Libertarian Party is the party of principle. The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has not won a presidential election since 1972, because the Libertarian Party doesn't believe in using force to achieve political and social goals.

They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.

Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?

Answer: The tree.

What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?

Egyptians have mummies.

What is long and hard and is full of seamen?

A submarine.

I love the word legs.

Wanna help me spread the word?

Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.

Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."

When a clock goes forward, it goes "tic-tac," but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic.

I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.

Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.

Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.

Why is E.T. better than an orphan?

Because he found his way home.

POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.

What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?

"I miss you."