Worst Jokes Ever
If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
What's a cheetah's favorite food?
Fast food!
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Oh, shit, I have nothing to say to you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.