Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.

I made this up.

I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.

Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.