Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Trump did 1/6.
Most pakis are disabled.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
It was 9/10.
I am starting a frog cult now!
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...