Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.

What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?

A blast from the past!

Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!

Fat kid jumps in the pool.

The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.

Man's friend: Same.

Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.

Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.

Man: Oh great heavens!