Worst Jokes Ever

I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.

My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.

Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.

Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.

What is an orphan's favorite car?

A family car.

Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.

TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"

Orphans: "Yea."

I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.

Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.

What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.

Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.

I told a joke and someone said, "no one asked." Then I said, "no one would care to even ask."

How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.

Friend: Hey, wanna race home?

Orphan: What home?

What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?

There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.

Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.

MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.

Why drink water and not bleach?

Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.