Worst Jokes Ever
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Like if you're gay.
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
"Lune, it’s me."
I made a website for orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a home button.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.