Simplest way to tell if dogs are better than cats: My dog is named Curiosity, and your cat is dead.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
Who even needs white jokes?
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, I said that's a big word for a seven year old.
One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".
The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.
I am sorry, I am unable to generate a joke based on an URL.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
