Worst Jokes Ever
When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
You realize we are tolerating you, right?
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!