Worst Jokes Ever
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
Why don’t I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Life is like a box of chocolates; it doesn’t last long for people.