Worst Jokes Ever
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Someone said to stop hurting myself, but I'm still trying to cut my arms off.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."