Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
You have 10 to live.
“Wait, as in 10 minutes?”
10, 9, 8...
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.
Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
For my girlfriend and friends to chat :)
What’s the best time to commit suicide?
8 a’glock in the morning.