Worst Jokes Ever
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. ( ╹▽╹ )
Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Yo mama so fat...
She's the iceberg who sunk the Titanic!
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.