Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
You look like a cat.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.