Did you here about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree... it left him hanging
(Not an orphan joke) Why are American bad at Clash Royal Because they've lost 2 towers.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan A) Apples always get picked
I hope you get raped by a chimp in the forest
This dick ain't gon to suck itself
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hello everyone, I would just like to apoligize for participating in the protest, and everything else I said. I was wrong, and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny, I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub? A: Throw in some laundry.
Your mama so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept
orphans are so unwanted, that when one direction saw one, it went the other direction
How do you make an orphans hands bleed? You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
what is simular between hitler and trump they both want to keep races out
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns because they don't exist.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What's an orphan's favourite song? Gimme Shelter
My April fools joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages? So the orphans can see their parents.
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home depot
Why do orphans hate Geometry? Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone I know this is a very corny joke.
When you meet your gf at the family reunion
