Worst Jokes Ever

How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.

What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.

You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support its family.

Kid singing “abcd.”

Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

What’s the difference between orphans and cars?

I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.

Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?

Lights are hanging.

Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.

Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?

I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.

My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.

What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.

9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.

Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.

An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.

I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.

Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":

If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!