Worst Jokes Ever
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.
Lions = gay pride.
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.