Worst Jokes Ever
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car, then didn't talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.