Worst Jokes Ever
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your eyebrows.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
Guess whose parents didn't survive?
Liv's parents.
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they wanna feel wanted.
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.