What part of another one bites the dust do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them I,m standing on my own two feet.
An eight year old girl struggles to breath as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes he pulls his cock out of her mouth and she can breathe much better.
he slips he fall he dislocat's hes balls
hi plz like for good luck!
Who are the best at bowling? Terrorists they always throw strikes.
Like this
it will give yoy good luck see for your self
i like orphan boys no homo
What happend to the cheetah that took to many baths?
The cheetah became spotless
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Apple created the iphone x for orphans because they dont have a home.
Whats a cheetahs fav food?
Fast food!
Like if u cry everytime.
why were the twin towers angry. because they ordered pepperoni but they only got PLANE!
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favourite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why cant orphans be gay? Theres noone to call daddy.
Why cant orpahans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why does michael jackson like 44 year olds? There's 44 of them.
sharing is communism
There were 5 people on an airplane. 1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world
The plane takes off, A good, solid 1 hour in, The pilot comes out and says "Ok guys, I have good news and bad news, Bad News is the plane is gonna crash, The good news is that I have 4 parachutes" The pilot says to his passengers, " Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes, People depend on me" Took a parachute and went out. The businessman stands up and says " Well I'm a businessman, I run companies" Took a parachute and went out The smartest person in the world stands up and says " I'm the smartest person in the world, No one is smarter than me" Took a parachute and went out Now the minister says to the school child " Well God has given me a good life, I want you to take the last parachute" and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says " Why are you smiling?!, We're about to die!!!!" and the school child says to the minister "Well actually not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag
