Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?

Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.

An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""

"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"

I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair.

Guess who likes vegetables now?

Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?

Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.

Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!

Stacy: lol

I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"

Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?

Because they can't get a parent's signature.

What's the opposite of an exorcism?

When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...