Worst Jokes Ever

My gf left me for spending my own money I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute she leaves me

what the twin tower and a bad joke has in common? They never land well.

How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?

They/Them

why do orphans hate dom toretto. because it's all about family

man: hi doc, i have a problem. i take a shit at 6:00am every morning. doc: whats wrong with that. man: i dont wake up until 8:00am

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male if you did not like it when you were a teenager you probably will not like it when you become an adult

What’s an orphans least favourite drink

Milk because his parents never came back with it

Osama's aim was horrible, one of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.

Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A: A battery has a positive side

What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf the emo is still hanging

Why do Orphans have no bruises.Because they have no dad to beat them.

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A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”. The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie? ” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”