Worst Jokes Ever
Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."
Fuck off!
Kenshiro is already dead.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Coca-Cola!
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.