Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Did you know I'm a really fast reader?
I can go through a few stories in just a few seconds!
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.
Dad: Well, how do you know?
Son: I found the adoption papers.
Dad: That is for your mum.
If you know, you know.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
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I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.
1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO
I have made a new word: Plagiarism.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
you play gatcha life more like go get a life.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.