Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his Dick where it don't belong!
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Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.
Why are Germans good at smoking. They had experience with smoking
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
Why did ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him.
A kid and an apple fall from tree? Who will reach ground first?
Apple because kid is hanging on the tree with rope.
I asked my friend what happened to him? His balance shifted.
How do you know the baby's dead, The dog plays with it more
My dad told me "No electronics at the table", so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Isis is the mark of the beast.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.