My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer. Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer then someone would kill me.
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What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to china?
Through my arm
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i threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters, the teacher was upset, i guess they dont read the news
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them but now it's a sensitive subject.
Q. Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite rapper? A. Monoxide child
Why can't Indians play baseball bc every time they hit a corner they open a shop
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it
your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called burger, prince
My pp was in the guiness world record book. The librarianthen asked me to take it out.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down
Rape victims suck, literally
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied
My wife said if I rape her again she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
did you know every market in Africa is a black market
why are women in love with plastic beacues they had a plast galflalflflfalfl
What’s an autistic persons favourite movie: A quiet place
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both like oil
What the difference with you and a Barbie there is no difference both of your face is fake