Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
they can never do a home run
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The kids dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!!!!
What is the difference between et and an orphan et can actually call home
I once told an orphan his dad is spider man because he is far from home
fuck the liberals!!!!
what do you call a bald person on fire a fried egg
yo mama so fat she sat next to everyone on the plane
I work in a garage and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said,"why wont my car go straight
why can't asians do word searches they cant see the words
why were the twin towers disappointed they asked for a pepperoni pizza and all the got was a plane
there are only two genders
i used to hate foot fungus, but now its growing on me
is it just me or do these gays need to leave me alone
Why can't americans play chess? They lost two towers
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun Special forces