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What’s the difference between Stephen hawking and a walk-in talkie

He can’t walkie or talkie

Yo mamma so fat when she steps on the scale it says, we want your weight not your phone number

I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldnt get up out of his wheelchair, and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.

Damn Really stole my friend glasses well now their blind but not really their dead.

Why do Orphans hates hide n seek their parents went to play hide n seek for years

America Twin Tower: Hey have you seen the Malaysian Twin tower i have but only since 1971 to 2001 Malaysian Twin tower: I STOOD LONGER

your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection

What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?

Hanson.