I wrote an essay today about africa and I FAILED even though i wrote a perfect rendition of the hunger games storyline

are you a gun because i would be your bullets because i love going in children.

whats the difference between an apple tree and an orphan, the apples get picked.

What’s the difference between a pig & Maddie McCain? Least pig had apple in its mouth when was spit roasted.

What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? Do you want to go home.