I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
Anonymous
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?
Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.
I would tell a 9/11 joke but it would probably go up in flames
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
God made Adam and Eve not adam and steve
Feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.
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What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans
women
How do u lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs then she grew teeth