Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white. And they don't think Europe is a country.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
Smell ya later!
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral what song should you never play? Alphaville - Forever Young
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy? Answer: a Carnivwhore
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes
Religion crashes them.
What do you call a smart person in America?
A tourist.
A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."
sex
There is an afghan barbie; it’s a blow up doll
Yeah, Asians have squinty eyes, but that's because they have had the displeasure of seeing so many ugly obese Americans in one place.
Gay gang members don't do drive bys they do fruit roll ups
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.