Yemen jokes

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.