tj hairline is so far back,,if you travel back time you still won't find it
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear. “I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?” “From my father.” said Johnny. “Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.” “I do.” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
I would make a joke but it won't be as explosive as the others
When your lonely watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there, trust me you won’t regret it
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery? Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you Girlfriend: Ok cool I won 12 dollars heres 6 and don't come back
Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started! Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
an apple and a emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time who hit the ground first? the apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet
Guy it was so weird yesterday I saw a guy and he kept repeating the same thing over and over I hate people with dementia I told my mom to get a new mirror but she she won’t listen to me it’s almost like I sand it like 20 times every time I say it
why can't an orphan build a website, because
it won't have a home page
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee. Sadly my buddy won her heart But I got her leg
What's the difference between Lana del Ray and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
i hope you SEA me around later cause i SHORE won't stay here for long
My friends man has seegures so goes who won their break dancing tournament