What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen
Blue: The ocean is place where the creatures live Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE Blue:it has many pretty things and it will- Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on titanic! so let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!". The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
i will always remember my grandfathers last words "ill just check if its poisonous".
What Would you find on a haunted beach?
A Sand-witch!
"Hey guys I'm a new Jokester, remeber my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!"
Patient to doctor: "Will I be ok, Doc?" Doctor: "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now." Patient: "I don't do that astrology stuff." Doctor: "Nor me. My thermometer just broke."
Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it freethrow, because he will never sink it.
I can tell a joke :`)
Twinkle Twinkle there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
so there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs that said hey sir i've never been fucked before will you do the honors and fuck me, so I threw her in the ocean and said well your fucked now.
teacher: if u keep talking over me i'll call your parents! Orphan: YOU WILL?
This is a poem my younger sister when she was three, recited to a crowd and I will never forget it. It is very short though.
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
Girls are like valcanoes.
You never know when they will erupt.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation
I am the Lorax I speak for trees I have the high ground and I will cut off your knees
A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number
My girlfriend is a porn star. -- She will kill me if she finds out.
