White Woman jokes

Michael saw mommy kissing Santa Claus and asked her why she did that. Mommy said she was a good girl. Michael Joseph Jackson asked, "Can I be a good girl and kiss Santa Claus?" Mommy replied, "When you grow up to be a rich white woman." And now, we know the rest of the story.

Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?

Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.

I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!

What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?

Crack/her

A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.

Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?

How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. To hire the Mexicans.

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.