Water Pollution jokes

The fish swam in litter and oh, dam!

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.

Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?

"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."

"Why not?"

"He keeps peeing in the pool."

"Well, all kids pee in the pool."

"Not from the diving board!"

Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.

Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.

Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.

American ran to dive, slipped, and said, "oh shit."