Watchmaker jokes

How is a priest like a wristwatch?

They both start at 12.

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.

I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.

I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized it was a waste of time!

Nobody

Literally nobody

Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?