Watchmaker jokes

Pilot

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

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  • Priest

    What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.

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  • Belt

    I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized it was a waste of time!

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  • Oven

    Nobody

    Literally nobody

    Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?

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