Wasabi jokes
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wa sa Bee.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?
She washed up on the beach.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?