Voltaire jokes

Sodomy

Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.

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  • Priest

    Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT! GET OUT!"

    Priest: "Ok, what about the children?"

    Father: "FUCK THE CHILDREN!"

    Priest: "Do you think we'll have time?"

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  • Memes

    Toaster

    And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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  • Priest

    A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.

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