Voltaire jokes

Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.

Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT! GET OUT!"

Priest: "Ok, what about the children?"

Father: "FUCK THE CHILDREN!"

Priest: "Do you think we'll have time?"

And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.

If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?