Vietnamese jokes

How does an American know that his time has come?

He starts hearing Vietnamese.

I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnamese grandfather that World War 3 started.

What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?

Economy doesn't work.

Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.

Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."

I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...

She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.

What do you call an Asian prostitute?

Suck Mi Dong.

My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."