Vietnamese jokes
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnamese grandfather that World War 3 started.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
Memes
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...
She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.
When I hired a Asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:
Mr. Wong - I see he, so I climb up tree. He knock on door and she let him in. She talks to him, he talks to she. He undresses she, she undresses he. She plays with he, he plays with she. I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see... No fee.
