Ur mama jokes

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.