Ur mama jokes

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.