Uncleanness jokes
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
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GENESIS 6 Wickedness in the World 1When human beings began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them, 2the sons of God saw that the daughters of humans were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose. 3Then the Lord said, “My Spirit will not contend with humans forever, for they are mortal; their days will be a hundred and twenty years.” 4The Nephilim were on the earth in those days—a… Read more