UHHHHHH jokes

Hairline

  • When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"

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    Bunk Bed

  • You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?

    Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?

    You: Uhhhhhhh

    Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.

    You: Thank God.

    Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...

    You: *faints*

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  • People

  • Hi guys! Ello here! So I am determined to get as many people as possible to like my jokes and comment. So, without further ado, here goes nothing!

    So I have been looking at all your jokes, and UHHHHHH has not been the nicest. I don't really love the words she is choosing, but I'm not going to let her get in my head. :)

    So guys make sure that you like and comment! Love y'all!!!!! :D

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