Uglies jokes

Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.

Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.

Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.

Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.

Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.

Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.

Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.

Slow and steady wins the race...

...but it will never fix your ugly face.

Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought the Grinch was ugly until I saw you.

Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.

Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.

Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.