Uglies jokes
Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
1st graders: Ay yo girl, I think you’re beautiful, let’s get married!!
2nd graders: Uhh, don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee.
3rd graders: Uh, my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up, sweetie.
4th graders: Hey, I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind.......
5th graders (they start wearing makeup): Ay girl, your eyelashes are pretty, I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr.
6th graders: Heyyyyy, I gotta tell you a secret, I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh, I’ll text you later!
7th graders: We need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy, alright, bye now.
8th graders: Hi sweetheart, I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS
Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....