Uglies jokes

If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

You're so ugly that I choked and died.

Why did the woman feel ugly?

A. Nobody would even rape her.

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.

Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.

You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."

You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.

You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!

Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.

Bully 2: Look in a mirror.

Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.

Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.

Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.

Them: You're ugly.

Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.

My brother called me short and ugly, so I called him an ambulance.

Yo mama so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh*t out of the toilet.

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.

Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.

1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.

2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.

3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.

4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.

5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.

7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.

8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.

9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.

10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?

11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.

12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.

You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."