Uglies jokes
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.