Uck jokes

Me: *posts random joke about a duck*

That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."

That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."

Bro it’s a joke...

What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?

What begins in F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.

What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.

If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?

How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?

When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.

UU looks like boobies, hehe.