Twos jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already done told her twice.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.
The last two presidents of the US.
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
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What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."