Treason jokes

Q) What do trees call deforestation?

A) TREASON!

Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a KGB badge and says, "You two are coming with me for treason." One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says, "Not me." The third man pulls out a badge and says, "Wow? There's a lot of agents here."

Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?

Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!

When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.

Me watching a World War 2 documentary.

If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.

I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.