Transpiration jokes

RIP boiling water. You will be mist.

A priest was driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.

The cop asked him if he had anything to drink. The priest said just water.

The cop said, "Then why can I smell wine?"

The priest said, "Good Lord, it happened again!"

Trees are so social. They're always branching out.

I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.

Do trees shit?

Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?