A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
Traffic Violation Jokes
I ran over my neighbor's cat last night, and I just want to say... that thing was fast! I had to run a red light to get it!
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
