Traffic Violation jokes
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
I ran over my neighbor's cat last night, and I just want to say... that thing was fast! I had to run a red light to get it!
Why did the T-Rex 馃 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
A cop stopped a guy for speeding.
He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.
The cop said, "But there is no traffic."
And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.