Traffic Violation jokes

Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?

He ran at a stomp light!

A cop pulls over an old man.

The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"

The old man said, "No."

A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."

"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"

I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.

I was sitting in traffic the other day.

Probably why I got run over.

A cop stopped a guy for speeding. He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?" "I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied. The cop said, "But there is no traffic." And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."

A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."

The officer said, "There is no traffic."

The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"

I ran over my neighbor's cat last night, and I just want to say... that thing was fast! I had to run a red light to get it!